“You better put a condom on - if you’re gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.”
Don’t get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects… …Richard Nixon
All you need is love…..
….. Love is all you need……….. —
….. Love is all you need……….. —
QUESTION: Whats the difference between stress, fear and panic?
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ANSWER: Stress is when your wife is pregnant, fear is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and panic when both are pregnant.
* A friendly reminder for V-day*
If you had pockets, you were associated with a labor force. It meant you had things to carry yourself. Otherwise, your lady’s maid or your manservant would have done it for you.
— Very true.. everyone should think that way, otherwise, it would be too annoying and frustrating to see yourself earn every single cent for special people only, while some may sleep or bum around like a yardstick, literally!
